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Traveling this spring? Don't make these horrible mistakes

Spring break is going to be busier (and maybe more expensive than ever). Here's what not to do

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Christopher Elliott
Jan 28, 2024
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Going somewhere in March or April? You’re going to want to read this first.

This spring break may be the busiest one — ever.

What’s that, you don’t do spring break? Yeah, neither do I. But tell that to the people around you, whooping and hollering, “SPRING BREAAAAK!”

That’s so annoying. I have a few strategies for dealing wit…

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